aurum tourism

[temporal_affairs]

There is a Janepoint in each of the capitals, including this one in Forks. It has its own building, and in it two vampires are waiting - Nathan, because his mate is incoming, and Alice, because she's supposed to check if the guests are going to need to avoid meeting anybody for matey reasons (Jellybean, and Cam, are both coming and both in potential danger of being mated to).

But she can't see anything till they show up.

Cam arrives first, despite having been a later addition to the expedition - no one was distracting him with last-minute goodbye makeouts - and she clears him and he waits around for Jellybean.

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[pythbox]

He rolls his eyes. "Get somebody who's less easily bored than me to figure it out. Try Cam, maybe."

[taste_tester]

"Aww, I bet he won't help," sighs Addy.

[pythbox]

"Well, I hate figuring out names, so I'm not gonna help either."

[taste_tester]

"Maybe I should go to your world," she suggests.

[pythbox]

"...yeah, don't do that," Jellybean says consideringly.

[taste_tester]

"Why not?"

[pythbox]

"'Cause I bet you'd end up falling in with Iggy and then I'd have to kill you or something and I don't really wanna bother," he suggests.

[taste_tester]

"Iggy? Who's Iggy?"

[pythbox]

"He's kind of a problem. His main deal is lying to people and offering them power so they'll do stuff for him and then killing them when he gets bored."

[taste_tester]

"If somebody killed me I'd turn up Downside, but come to think of it I'm not sure if Bella would bother to get me out at this point," muses Addy. "But if he's only lying about the power that'd be no fun, would it? I'd never get to play with anything he promised. So that's not a concern, is it?"

[pythbox]

"He's a really good liar," says Jellybean.

[taste_tester]

"I could show up borrowing Maggie," suggests Addy.

[pythbox]

Jellybean cracks up.

[taste_tester]

"You know what she does, right?"

[pythbox]

"I can guess!"

[taste_tester]

"So there's that! Then d'you suppose I could go to your world?"

[pythbox]

"I don't really give a shit," says Jellybean, "and I can't put you there myself, so why're you asking me?"

[taste_tester]

"Jane does what Golden says, Golden'll ask Cam, Cam'll ask you 'cause you've met me and he hasn't."

[pythbox]

"And I'll tell him I don't really give a shit," says Jellybean.

[taste_tester]

"He's not gonna ask you if you care, he's gonna ask you if it's a good idea, can I bite your hand again?"

[pythbox]

"Nope," he says, "feels weird now, I'm bored, bye," and he teleports to the Aurum version of the Joker's asteroid.

[luminous_regnant]

This one is not terraformed. It's just a rock.

[pythbox]

But it fulfills the criterion of 'away', so he'll take it.

He wonders what Nathan and the Joker are up to. Probably sex. [Hey, are you guys fucking?]

[manofmyword]

[Yep,] the Joker says cheerfully. [Why, did you wanna watch?]

[pythbox]

[I'll try Cam first,] he laughs.

[Hey, whatcha up to?]