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[temporal_affairs]

Here they are, having a cute post-death reunion!

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[manofmyword]

He laughs.

"Funny, it doesn't work that way for Alice."

[temporal_affairs]

Timer's memories of being alive are not perfect, especially with name collisions. "Alice - are we thinking of the same Alice?"

[manofmyword]

"Mm, no, the other one. One of me," he explains. "He's a vampire and he's with Goldie's alt Stella but they are nnnot monogamous. Ringing any bells?"

[lookingforwardtoit]

These people's social life is fascinating. Eights could listen to it all day.

[temporal_affairs]

"Oh, one of you. Why would one of you follow any of the rules?" snorts Timer. "Stella hasn't turned, has she? Because that'd start screwing with them. Aurum's Bella and monogamy are like this." He twists his first two fingers together.

[manofmyword]

"Nah, don't think she's planning to." He grins. "It's a one-vampire relationship."

[temporal_affairs]

"There you go, then, Nathan probably wouldn't like it if you fucked around - though come to think of it if you did it during the parts of the relationship I remember, it has slipped my mind - but Stella's got no reason to care if Alice does, whether that makes sense for his species or not."

[manofmyword]

"Haven't done it yet," he shrugs. "But Alice doesn't mind if Stella fucks around, either. Not that she has."

[temporal_affairs]

"Mmm, he might think that but I'd take even odds on him getting a surprise if she ever goes for it," shrugs Timer. "I could be wrong, though, maybe you lot are just that - that."

[manofmyword]

"We really, really are."

[temporal_affairs]

"Good for you. My timer throws me in a pretty girl's path now and again, here, and I'm no monk, but I'm not far out enough for my vampire self to be comfy with such things."

[manofmyword]

"So much for me and my dreams," the Joker says playfully.

[temporal_affairs]

"Hm?"

[manofmyword]

"Sweetie, there's two of you."

[lookingforwardtoit]

(Eights laughs.)

[temporal_affairs]

Timer snorts. "Unless there is a sense in which the mate bond is amenable to magic, nothing doing," he says. "I'd play - although I do think the bond was patching something in the sexual orientation department, so I'd rather you presto-changeo first - but Nathan would sooner tear me apart, I'm betting."

[lookingforwardtoit]

"And you, as I recall, are not into that."

[manofmyword]

He laughs.

[temporal_affairs]

"If, unbeknownst to me, I were into that, I think my timer would've had me sticking around at your place long enough to run into Chainsaw or somebody by now," remarks Timer.

[manofmyword]

"Ooh, who's that?"

[lookingforwardtoit]

"Chainsaw is a torturer," says Eights. "He's very friendly. I'm getting the sense you guys would get along."

[temporal_affairs]

"Torturers are exactly what they sound like," adds Timer helpfully.

[manofmyword]

"Fun," says the Joker. "Fun is what they sound like."

[temporal_affairs]

"You'll have to get Eights to introduce you, 'cause I can't. And you'll have to work around the fact that any torturer here is used to their playthings being able to torch," Timer adds as an afterthought.

[manofmyword]

"'Torch', meaning...?"