On a scale of minutes, it's in about ten. On a scale of days, it's in about five. On a scale of years, it's next month. On a scale of centuries, it's... still next month.
"...Technically no," she says. "But I do know Chainsaw set him on fire and I haven't seen him since. Uh. Sorry. He seemed really happy about it, if that's any consolation."
"I bet he was. He's not telepathy-able right now, though, and I'm confused - he either went home without stopping in to say goodbye, or Chainsaw managed to kill him after all."
There is the Joker, without clothing or scars or makeup or hair dye, floating unconscious in the middle of a small featureless white room with a numbered plaque on the outside.
Hm. A square won't tell Timer straight up if a judge is coming sooner or later. Who needs coins, though? He can find the best time to teleport to and greet the Joker. Long, long timescale, because it can take forever -
It's in half an hour.
...Timer will never understand the scheduling in this place.
He waits. He's good at that, when his timer tells him to be.
Hugs! "That didn't take long. You could've easily been cooling your heels for centuries, but you only died about an hour ago. What kinda sentence did they slap on you?"
"Ah, I got assigned to her in my time, but I fobbed it off on Eights. You'll probably have fun with her, too, she's a big name. Not as affable as Chainsaw's rumored to be. I believe the conventional wisdom is that she'll be meaner if you're male, though."
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Date: 2013-03-10 12:04 am (UTC)Is this a good time to use one of these coins to go find him?
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Date: 2013-03-10 12:10 am (UTC)On a scale of minutes, it's in about ten. On a scale of days, it's in about five. On a scale of years, it's next month. On a scale of centuries, it's... still next month.
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Date: 2013-03-10 06:15 am (UTC)But a good time to call Eights is in about thirty minutes.
Timer sits tight.
He lets half an hour go by.
And he phones her.
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Date: 2013-03-10 05:17 pm (UTC)This is a good time to hang up.
There's no way to get a look in the queue. Usually.
Is this a good time to wish a look in the queue?
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Date: 2013-03-10 05:42 pm (UTC)It's in half an hour.
...Timer will never understand the scheduling in this place.
He waits. He's good at that, when his timer tells him to be.
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Date: 2013-03-10 05:46 pm (UTC)He goes quite cheerfully.
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Date: 2013-03-10 05:58 pm (UTC)"Hi, babe," he says.
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Date: 2013-03-10 05:59 pm (UTC)The Joker beams and flings his arms around Timer, hugging him tight.
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Date: 2013-03-10 06:05 pm (UTC)He finds a pentagon on Timer's bandolier and teleports them both to Timer's house, because it is more fun to cuddle in.
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