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[temporal_affairs]

Here they are, having a cute post-death reunion!

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[temporal_affairs]

[I feel for liveling me, you know, he's not inherently jealous, as I demonstrate, but you make him all kinds of crazy, babe.]

[manofmyword]

[I know,] he sighs. [I love him, I really really do.]

[temporal_affairs]

[I know you do. I'd be way sorrier for him if you didn't. I suppose if you wouldn't've, timer would've never put me - us? - Past Nathan in a room with you.]

[manofmyword]

[I love both of you,] he says, and then giggles. [Aww, Chainsaw's wondering what I'm daydreaming about. Don't think I'll tell him.]

[temporal_affairs]

[Thank you, babe.]

[manofmyword]

He laughs unrepentantly.

[temporal_affairs]

Timer's companion is not so curious about where Timer's attention may be; Timer seamlessly goes back to paying attention to the video.

[manofmyword]

The Joker is quiet for a while.

Then he says, a little dreamily: [Whatcha up to, sweetie?]

[temporal_affairs]

[Watching movies with Fractal. Nothing particularly interesting. How come?]

[manofmyword]

[No reason,] he says. [I was feeling all cuddly, so I thought of you.]

[temporal_affairs]

[Awww. Love you, babe.]

[manofmyword]

[Love you too, sweetheart.]

[temporal_affairs]

[Do I wanna know what got you all snuggly-minded, or would it give me nightmares?] asks Timer rhetorically.

(He's not particularly subject to nightmares.)

[manofmyword]

[I dunno, do you get nightmares?]

[temporal_affairs]

[Nah, and if I did, they'd probably be about something I did, not something that made you snuggly.]

[manofmyword]

[What would you get nightmares about?] he laughs, distracted from the original question.

[temporal_affairs]

[Eh, probably eating those kids right after I turned that were probably mine.]

[manofmyword]

[Awwwwwwww, honey,] he says sympathetically.

[temporal_affairs]

[But in fact I do not get nightmares, so whatcha up to now?]

[manofmyword]

[Chainsaw's trying to cut me in half,] he says cheerfully. [He's not getting anywhere. You should see the look on his face, it's hilarious.]

[temporal_affairs]

[I'll use my imagination. Did you explain to him what's going on?]

[manofmyword]

[Kinda sorta.]

[temporal_affairs]

[Did you just tell him you were alive and hard to kill, babe?]

[manofmyword]

[Pretty much.]

[temporal_affairs]

Timer sighs through the brainphone.